Nick once hooked up with a petite girl in college who, lying next to him post-coitus, told him something he wasn’t expecting to hear. “You have a huge dick,” she said. “Like, that’s intimidating.”
Men brave enough to ask Falcon about his penis often feel compelled to tell him what they would do with such a gift. The riffs are all alike: The men would fuck every girl in the country; walk around nude all the time; wear the skimpiest. Speed to the beach and thrust their bulging package into the faces of tanning women. They often tell Falcon, “Man, I’d give anything to see you ram my girlfriend,” and Falcon wonders about this, about why they might want to see their women hurt.
Those options will allow you to ask for what you want while remaining as discreet as you see fit—you need only to post text, not a pic or full profile. Of course, you may still run into the smalltime scammers that vex and impress me; you can ask dudes to take fresh dick pics with an item of your choice in the frame (a tube of Chapstick, a quarter, a small note that you’ve dictated) to help ensure veracity. I want to also encourage you to continue to openly fish for big dick via your profiles. Why
You’ve heard their jokes. So, what’s the big deal about penis size? Friedrichs points to porn. “You rarely see a guy with a small or even average-sized penis in porn, so huge penises seem normal and almost expected,” she says. “Plus, there’s a myth that a big penis is needed to satisfy a partner. It isn’t.”