Funny Penis T-shirt professionally printed with the design on the front and your choice of wording on the back.
“Unwanted boners. Whether it’s from my mind wandering, or just a spontaneous one at the worst time, it’s always uncomfortable.”
“When it touches inside of the toilet bowl/water.”
“Definitely erectile dysfunction. Having a dick that doesn’t work when you want it to is incredibly frustrating for me and my SO.”
“Your reproductive organs just sit on the outside of your body. It’s like keeping your ovaries in a fanny pack.”
“When you pee and are finished. You put it away, zip up, and begin to button your pants. Then a dribble comes out and you now have wet stinky underwear for the rest of the day. Fuckin’ hate it.”
“One of the most terrible things about having a penis is the feeling of being stuck with something almost nobody wants but me.”
“The disproportionate amount of brain power it has used for most of my life.”
“Summer heat. It’s like having a half-stuffed miniature leather couch between your legs…especially if it’s humid.”
“Accidentally peeing through the crack between the toilet seat and the toilet while sitting on the toilet with a boner.”
“Morning wood before you need to wake up. When the alarm is less than an hour away but you can’t get comfortable because the mast has decided to raise itself for its own reasons. Then you roll around and get excited from rubbing on the covers.”
